Tamara: Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of angry geeks. NC: (Tamara hugs him) Oh, I love Earl Grey! That's like my favori– NO! I need someone who won't fall for your kindness! I need a geek. NC: Okay, that does sound really ni– (gasps) NO!! I won't let the fact that you're a decent human being get in front of the fact that you make horrible crap! Mocker: I understand you're frustrated, but why don't we sit down and talk about it over some herbal tea?

I was just trying to do something more colorful for the kids. Mocker: I know you don't like it, but I was just doing what the studio demanded.

NC: You won't get away with this, Mocker! I'm here to make it more kid-friendly, colorful and nipple-icious. Mocker: Nostalgia Critic has gotten too dark for the viewers' time. (Throughout this whole scene, Tamara keeps running her hands on him, and he keeps trying to slap her hands away, but to no avail)

It's also similar in pronunciation to last six letters of Schumacher's last name.

(NC turns to see Jim Jarosz dressed in a green Riddler-esque suit, but with the letter M all over it instead of question marks) Malcolm and Tamara: (in unison as they point offscreen) He is! NC: Stop it, stop it, all of you! Who is responsible for all of this?! Malcolm: I'll tell you right after I finish mugging for the camera! (He turns to the camera and mugs it, cackling) NC: (still trying to fend off Tamara's running her hands on him) Malcolm, why are you suddenly a white guy?! And a very annoying one at that?! (Behind them, Malcolm, wearing half-black-and-half-white makeup, wig and suit, laughs crazily) Tamara: I'm just representing how an out-of-touch gay man thinks a straight woman acts. NC: (trying to fend her off with little luck) Tamara, you're a fricking professional! Why are you suddenly acting so weirdly horny?! (She runs her hands on his body) Have I ever let you know that my interest isn't purely professional, or do I need skintight vinyl and a whip? ( Tamara walks up, wearing a blond wig and a black dress) NC: (terrified) What the hell is this?! (jumps up from his seat) Why are there nipples on the outside of me?! He parts his coat to reveal that his shirt has nipples on it! Say what?!)

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